• Bombay has no bombs and is a harbour not a bay.
• Churchgate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a railway station.
• There is no darkness in Andheri.
• Lalbaag is neither red nor a garden.
• No king ever stayed at Kings Circle ..
• Nor did Queen Victoria stay at Victoria Terminus..
• Nor is there any princess at Princess Street ..
• Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel
• There are no marines or sailors at Marine Lines.
• The Mahalaxmi temple is at Haji Ali not at Mahalaxmi.
• There are no pigs traded at Dukar bazaar.
• Teen bati is a junction of 3 roads, not three lamps.
• Trams used to terminate at Kings circle not Dadar* Tram Terminus (Dadar T..T..).
• Breach Candy is not a sweetmeat market, but there is a Hospital.
• Safed Pool has the dirtiest and blackest water.
• You cannot buy coal at Kolsa street.
• There are no Iron smiths at Lohar chawl.
• There are no pot makers at Kumbhar wada.
• Lokhandwala complex is not an Iron and steel market.
• Null bazaar does not sell taps.
• You will not find ladyfingers at Bheendi Bazaar.
• Kalachowki does not have a black Police station.
• Hanging Gardens are not suspended.
• Mirchi Gully does not sell chillies.
• Figs do not grow in Anjir Wadi.
• Sitafals do not grow in Sitafal Wadi,
• Jackfruits do not grow at Fanaswadi.
• But it is true that you may get fleeced at Chor Bazaar!

AMCHI MUMBAI !

A City where everything is possible, especially the impossible !

( This is an email forward which talks about various places in our lovely city Mumbai. We hope this does not hurt anyones feelings. The idea is to have a smile while reading this about our own Mumbai)

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1. You say ‘town ‘ and expect everyone to know that this means south of Churchgate.

2 You speak in different Hindi than rest of the country called ‘Bambaiya Hindi’, which only Bombayites can understand.

3. Your Main door of the house has more than three locks.

4. Your Rs.500 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.

5. Train timings ( 9.17 , 10.38 etc) are very important events in your life.

6. You spend more time every day on the road traveling than you spend at home.

7. You call an 8′ x 10′ tiny room a Hall.

8.. You’re paying Rs 10,000 for a 1 room flat, the size of walk-in closet and you think it’s a ’steal.’

9. You have the following sets of friend: school friends, college friends, neighborhood friends, office friends and yes, train friends, a species unique only in Bombay. (REALLY TRUE)

10. Cabbies and bus conductors think you are from Mars if you call the roads by their Indian name, they are more familiar with Warden Road, Peddar  Road, Altamount Road

11. Stock market quotes are the only other thing* besides cricket which you follow passionately.

12. The first thing that you read in the Times of India is the ‘ Bombay Times’ supplement.

13. You take fashion seriously. You’re suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.

14. You compare Bombay to New York ’s Manhattan instead of any other cities of India.

15. The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.

16. You insist on calling CST as VT, and Sahar and Santacruz airports instead of Chatrapati Shivaji International Airport.

17. Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes.

18. Being truly alone makes you nervous.

19. You love wading through knee deep mucky water in the monsoons, and actually call it ”romantic’.

20. Only in Bombay, you would get Chinese Dosa and Jain Chicken

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The multiplex chains in Mumbai have begun screening Shah Rukh Khan and Kajol’s movie My Name is Khan (MNIK) after canceling morning shows because of the Shiv Sena’s protests.

Fun Republic was the first one to screen the movie at noon and was house full of MNIK. Also Inox, Fame Adlabs, Big Cinemas and Cinemax have begun screening My Name is Khan - MNIK. Over 40 Sena workers were arrested from outside Fun Republic for protesting.

The lead actor Kajol said in her interview with Zoom TV channel that her most favourite song in the film is Noor e Khuda.

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Wipro Infotech requires Freshers

Wipro Infotech : Wipro Infotech is the IT Services, Solutions & Products division of the Wipro Limited. For the year ended March 31, 2008, Wipro Infotech recorded Revenues of Rs 37.46 billion, representing a growth of 51% YoY. PBIT grew by 46% YoY to Rs 3.12 billion. Services business contributed 33 % to total Revenues and grew by 47% YoY.With over two decades of experience, Wipro has stamped its presence on the Indian market and leads the Indian IT industry. Headquartered at Bangalore, our business spans India, Asia Pacific and the Middle East. By collaborating with Wipro, organizations garner the power of tried and tested frameworks, strong domain knowledge, a large pool of certified technology specialists and best of breed alliances. We bring to market tailor-made, industry specific solutions that help meet your business challenges while increasing operational efficiency.

We have leveraged our two-decade old expertise and experience in meeting the IT needs of enterprises that enables us to offer comprehensive IT solutions that encompass best-of-breed products, best-practice IT services and best-in-class enterprise solutions. We help architect, implement and manage the entire IT lifecycle of our customers through a complete portfolio of IT Services. Our services are backed by over two decades of experience handling complex integration projects in India and abroad. Multi-platform expertise, extensive reach and tested delivery mechanisms help us deliver reliable, high-quality, cost-effective IT services. Our IT services are crowned by in-depth Consulting Skills that are reinforced by a keen understanding of the key role that technology plays in enabling business. The Consulting portfolio includes Strategic Consulting Services, IT Governance & Optimization Consulting, Process Consulting, Business Continuity and Risk management Consulting.At Wipro, we offer you a work environment that quenches your thirst for knowledge while helping you nurture your career ambitions. You get to traverse a path that is strewn with values, performance, learning, innovation, quality, camaraderie, career growth - all those facets of work life that you cherish the most.

Student - IT Infrastructure Management

Job Description :
The selected candidates would indulge in “on the job” training within Wipro Infotech Monday through Friday. They would be provided an opportunity to pursue an MS program from BITS, Pilani.

Eligibility criteria
- Input for the program is 3 year Diploma in Engineering from EEE,ECE,CSE,E&I,E&TC streams
- .Academic Scores -60% and above in 10th / 12th class & 70% and above in Diploma.
- Candidates with a max. of one year break in studies between academic years is eligible to apply
- Candidates meeting the eligibility only need apply.

Job Location : Mumbai

Desired Experience : 0 Years

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About PaGaLGuY.com: PaGaLGuY.com is India’s most popular education website and news source on the management education sector. Started in 2002, it has pioneered tight online communities in India and has a cult following in India’s business schools. Link: http://www.pagalguy.com. PaGaLGuY.com is self-funded, independent and profitable. The team comprises of a diverse and brilliant set of people from IITs, Wharton, NITs, journalists, photographers, adventure sportsmen, league bikers, musicians, salsa dancers, gaming enthusiasts, IIM admission refusers and more.

Location: Mumbai

Job Description for Managing Editor at PaGaLGuY.com
As Managing Editor of PaGaLGuY.com, you will be responsible for leading a young team of online journalists/bloggers and oversee the daily operations of the Editorial department and its channels. We are looking for an experienced journalist or well-known blogger who loves the Internet and is keen to put his personal footprint on making PaGaLGuY a high-quality, futuristic and credible source of news and information in the MBA/business education space.

Description of responsibilities of PaGaLGuY.com job
* Planning stories and allotting assignments to the team
* Building and maintaining editorial relations with Indian and International business schools, test prep companies, recruiters
* Executing Editorial Projects - B-school Rankings, Placement Reports, Exam coverage and ideating on and executing new ones
* Forging editorial alliances with other well-regarded media from time to time

Key considerations of PaGaLGuY.com job
* Evidence of blogging and interaction with a wide range of blogs
* An understanding and active use of social media (Twitter, RSS, social bookmarking etc)
* The ability to tell an engaging story using still images, slide shows and blog plugins
* Experience in participating in or moderating online discussions
* Ability to lead a team, set targets and vision
* Outstanding communication skills

Experience: 3-10 years as a journalist or a very famous blogger

Qualifications: A Journalism or Mass Communication degree from a reputed media school

Salary: Negotiable, depends on past experience

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